One Page Productions: Current Titles

Cooking Poems

At Nilanjana's [Cooking Poems]

  A collection of poems about a cross-cultural student/teacher relationship that develops through a series of cooking lessons in India.

Regardless of what we cook,
  Custom, habit, and misunderstanding
  Are always the real spices we use.

October, 2008
24 Pages
2 13/16" x 2 3/4"

$3.00

Banana Porn

Banana Porn

What the title says...

November, 2008
32 pages
2 5/8" x 2"

$5.00

Blue Telephone

Blue Telephone with a Red Cord

  A phonetic journey through words.

November, 2008
64 pages
1 3/8" x 2 1/8"

$3.00

HCIED

Henderson's
Concise Illustrated
English Dictionary

January, 2012
1 1/8" x 1 5/8"

$4.50

  "For the finer points of the English language." Put together by the renowned English linguist H.F. Henderson, with illustrations by Woody Leslie, Henderson's Concise Illustrated English Dictionary is structurally unlike any other 1Pp book. While it is still made out of a single page, there is no staple binding. Rather, the book is completely folded, and accordions out in multiple directions.


The Minimum Opus Trilogy

  A series of three books, each smaller than the next. The smaller the book, the more pages, each containing true stories, memories, and anecdotes from the life of Woody Leslie. At once insignificant and universal, they are exemplars in the literary genre of narcissistic voyeurism.

The sink faucet in my third and fourth grade classroom was made by the Whale company. One week we had 'whale' as a spelling word. In the middle of our test I couldn't remember how to spell it, so I asked to get a drink of water, surreptitiously confirmed the spelling of the word thanks to the faucet's logo, and returned to my seat to finish the test. I figured my careful observation of subtle details and my cleverness made up for my cheating.

  Selection from Tiny Stories

$3.00 each

Minimum Opus Trilogy
Tiny Stories
January, 2009
32 pages
2 1/8" x 2 3/4"
Tinier Stories
July, 2010
48 pages
2 1/8" x 1 13/16"
Tiniest Stories
March, 2011
64 pages
1 3/8" x 2 1/8"
RRRabbit

Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit

  An illustrated rulebook for the popular method of attaining good luck on the 1st of any month.

January, 2009
40 pages
2 1/8" x 2 3/16"

$3.00

Recipes for Disaster

Recipes for Disaster

  Ten recipes guaranteed to displease.

May, 2009
24 pages
2 13/16" x 2 3/4"

$3.00

Top 15

You're In the Top 15 Baby

  An R rated love poem with accompanying illustrations. Perfect for that special someone!

October, 2008
40 pages
2 1/8" x 2 3/16"

$3.00


Guest Authors

In Spring 2009 One Page Productions invited some guest authors to publish books with us.

Ordinary Day

An Ordinary Day - Malina Leslie

  Part pun, part love story, An Ordinary Day is the perfect present for your own love. Done in collaboration with AniMal Creations.

May, 2009
24 pages
2 13/16" x 2 3/4"

$3.50

Doo Doo Bustin Doo Doo Bustin - Dave Ruder

What the New York Times might say about it:
Writing down what you thought you were thinking of while you were in the bathroom, and then thinking about why you were thinking that, and why the bathroom thoughts maybe weren't as brilliant as they may have seemed. But maybe they were.
Or in the words of Dave Ruder himself:
Doo Doo Bustin is a book that Dave Ruder wrote because pooping makes him happy. And he poops fairly often.
Or check out Doo Doo Bloggin'

April, 2009
32 pages
2 1/8" x 2 3/4"

$3.50
Fuel

Fuel - Andy Lubershane

  A brief illustrated history of humans and energy by cartoonist Andy Lubershane whose cartoon series "Earthly Ideas" can be found here.

February, 2009
24 pages
2 13/16" x 2 3/4"

$3.50


Two Page Productions

  Two Page Productions is a subsidiary company of One Page Productions, founded for projects more complicated than a single page.

Ukulele

The Ukulele Pocket Chord Companion

  The perfect size for any ukulele case, or even your pocket, The Ukulele Pocket Chord Companion is a compendium of chord diagrams for concert, soprano, and tenor ukulele, replete with charts for finding alternate chord fingerings based on fundamental chord shapes. Hand sewn with thread rather than wire-bound like other 1Pp books.

August, 2009
44 pages
2 1/8" x 2 3/4"

$8.00


Out of Print

All Shook Up

All Shook Up

  An Elvis classic.

November, 2008
60 pages
1 11/16" x 1 13/16"

Bakers

The Baker's Half-Dozen Blues

  A musical score.

November, 2008
24 pages
2 13/16" x 2 3/4"